Son killed his father then sliced his face off and dressed as his dad to go see his grandfather. The grandfather talked with him for a while before he finally realized something was up and called the cops to go over to the father and son’s home.
Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat
oh my god I love this man
Bury me in a mahogany casket.
Plz and thnx.
oh my god
Good thing no one is home because I laughed like REALLY REALLY loudly at this one